Andrew Santino is one of the hottest names in comedy right now. Whether he’s making you laugh in Dave, stirring up chaos on Bad Friends with Bobby Lee, or sharing unfiltered stories on Whiskey Ginger, he’s hard to miss. But while his career is loud, bold, and everywhere, his personal life is a totally different story.
Fans have been buzzing about one thing for years. Is Andrew Santino married? And if so, who is his wife?
The answer might surprise you.
Yes, Andrew Santino Is Married… and Has Been for Years
If you’ve never heard him talk about a wife, you’re not alone. Andrew has kept that part of his life locked up tighter than a vault. But in April 2020, during an interview on Whitney Cummings’ podcast, he casually let it slip. He’s married. And he has been for a while.
According to Andrew, the relationship was never supposed to be “forever” at first. In fact, it had its fair share of bumps early on. So much so that the couple went to therapy. But during one of those sessions, something clicked. He realized he didn’t want to be without her. That moment changed everything, and the two tied the knot quietly without all the Hollywood fuss.
Who Is She?
That’s the part nobody seems to know. Andrew never mentioned her name, and he’s never shared a photo or story that gives away her identity. It’s like she’s a ghost in the world of celebrity relationships.
Fans have tried to connect the dots, of course. At one point, people thought he was dating Irish actress Sarah Bolger after they were spotted at the premiere of Dave. But that was quickly debunked.
Then came the wild rumor that he was married to Orange Is the New Black star Danielle Brooks. That one also turned out to be false, especially when Danielle married Dennis Gelin in 2022.
So as it stands, Santino’s wife is still a mystery. And he seems to like it that way.
The Man Behind the Mic
Born in Chicago in 1983, Andrew Santino was raised by a single mother. He graduated from Naperville North High School before heading off to Arizona State University. From there, he began carving out a path in entertainment that started with stand-up comedy and eventually branched into acting and podcasting.
He’s got an impressive list of credits, including roles in Ricky Stanicky, Beef, Game Over, Man!, This Is Us, and Me Time. Not to mention, his podcasts Bad Friends and Whiskey Ginger have both developed huge followings.
Despite all the fame, Andrew has made it clear that his private life is exactly that. Private.
Will We Ever Meet Mrs. Santino?
At this point, it’s anyone’s guess. He might eventually reveal who she is, or she might stay hidden in plain sight forever. Either way, fans are endlessly fascinated by the fact that one of the most outspoken comedians around is so quiet when it comes to love.
What we do know is that whoever she is, she’s been with him through the highs and lows. And she’s clearly someone who gets him, because not everyone can handle a comedian for a partner, let alone one with Santino’s level of energy and sarcasm.
A Comedian Who Keeps It Real
In a world where celebrities share every meal, meltdown, and moment on social media, Andrew Santino’s decision to keep his marriage off the radar feels almost revolutionary. It’s not that he’s hiding anything. He’s just choosing what to share. And that choice makes fans even more curious.
So yes, Andrew Santino is married. And while we may not know her name or see her in the spotlight, one thing is clear. She’s part of the reason he keeps showing up, cracking jokes, and making people laugh.
And really, isn’t that the kind of love story worth keeping a little secret?
